Attention!
Evolutions
are dangerous.

gray haired
but no less
ridiculous

it's already the
little things that make me
wanna break his neck

the pimple on
my nose stares grimly
back at me

the cost of good weather
is carrying around
a bag full of clothes

bad memories
of Elite's
autopilot

the queen of screams
isn't even on the ride
and screams on the way up

Italians
don't understand
volume controls

with enough weather reports,
the only weather not listed
must be the correct one

the worst reponse
to customer complaint:
perfect!