it either rains or the garden is
alive with mosquitoes.
some mosquitoes even fly during rain

both my remaining
countdowns
are online

I was immune to rain
until I was
under a roof

these
tract
ions

there was
exactly one
dry spot

my kids
turned popcorn
into cop porn

mayonese:
the secret ingredient
of Italian washing powder

power outlets
are the most expensive parts
of a hotel room

nowadays everyday
is one of
'these' days

ach, zwei Seelen wohnen in meiner Brust
der einen ist schon schlecht,
die andre ist noch hungrig