Friday, August 7th 2015
are more people wearing
new york shirts? or am i
just one-sidedly attentative?
Thursday, August 6th 2015
it ain't possible
to rise from the dead.
now i know for sure
Bald wird man Touristen daran erkennen,
dass sie als einzige
nicht dauernd aufs Handy starren.
Wednesday, August 5th 2015
light emitting slugs
is something
i would definitely vote for
the pun at the end
was the real reason
he wrote the article
the queen shakes her butt
rythmically
like the ticking of a time bomb
drowning in bathtub
seems to be a
hereditary disease
so your suggestion
is to sit around
and do nothing?
Tuesday, August 4th 2015
my hands aren't
big enough
for this double-chin
humans in movies are even
more void of logic than their
non fiction counterparts