Thursday, November 21st 2019
are doctor’s hospitals places
doctors go when
they need medical care?
i am
not
wim hof
Wednesday, November 20th 2019
all alternate realities
wash up
at the end of the beach
the water in the shower
never gets warm, in the sink
it never gets cold
there’s absolutely
no use in arguing
with a full bladder
Tuesday, November 19th 2019
why pay so much
to be
this miserable?
they produce movies
just to have short clips
between the ads
Monday, November 18th 2019
i can eat from
taco bell without
getting sick
i
am
awesome
Sunday, November 17th 2019
a bull kicked his forehead in
but he still has
that supermodel butt