i should probably feel
proud, to be walking among
all those superior beings

by pure chance
they both missed
the dog poop

farting
against gravity
is hard

Bäckerei und
Kondirorei sind
grund verschieden

her cheeks wobble
up and down
with every step she takes

pulling myself
back into
slavery soon

Stored all my
haikus in mind
but forgot where

treating me like a child,
she expects me
to act like a grown up

thanks to mr. gabriel
there will be a
red bull rampage 2013

dismembered
and put in boxes
ready for disposal