i got notified by mail
that christmas is
going to happen in 2013

inanimate, but mobile
capable of doing the worst:
nothing

a giant wobbling tooth
the challenge:
make everything else stranger

this elevator music
is well past
it's expiration date

I'm no Sheldon
but this
is too much

manchmal
sehe ich
einen fisch

waiting for
the second
arrow

dem krebs
macht man es
nie recht

if sober
the nightlife
is unbaerable

some people are
all mouth without
hands and feet